singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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