Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It's never too late to be topless.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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