All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Pants 0. Shit 1.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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