youre lurking in front of me
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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