He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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