ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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