I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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