just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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