I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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