Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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