i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Randomize
