so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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