ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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