People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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