Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
NoShamevember. You game?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize