You surviving the open bar?
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the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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