I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
