you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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