'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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