are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You pole danced in your parka.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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