I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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