I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You're a waste of cheezeits
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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