Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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