the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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