do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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