Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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