Don't you send me to vm
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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