I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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