im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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