she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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