Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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