Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Randomize
