so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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