I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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