She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?