when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I bet he comes in French.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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