I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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