If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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