Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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