Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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