found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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