your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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