brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I feel like a drive thru vagina
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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