i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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