I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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