Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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