There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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