NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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