My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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