at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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