A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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