i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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