Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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