Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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be right there i have to get my cape
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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