I cannot find my penis.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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