quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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