and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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